life hack: take the person you despise the most and turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then put that flea in a box, and then put that box inside of another box, and then mail that box to yourself, and when it arrives sMASH IT WITH A HAMMER
"come here." is my favorite phrase to hear because it means you’re either about to get fucked or you’re about to get a hug which you most definitely need because you are an emotional mess of an over-thinking, over-analyzing human being
I love seeing people walking by with little smiles on their face because something small happened that made them happy. Maybe they got a cute text, maybe they got laid, maybe they killed a man. You will never know.