thanks elevators for bringing me up when i was down
life hack: take the person you despise the most and turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then put that flea in a box, and then put that box inside of another box, and then mail that box to yourself, and when it arrives sMASH IT WITH A HAMMER
This is still my favourite gif ever.
He looks petrified
my ideal body weight is you on top of me.
“At some point, you have to stop running and turn around and face whoever wants you dead. The hard thing is finding the courage to do it.”
i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week
The other two were due last week
|—||Ancient Proverb. (via letswalkintheroad)|
"come here." is my favorite phrase to hear because it means you’re either about to get fucked or you’re about to get a hug which you most definitely need because you are an emotional mess of an over-thinking, over-analyzing human being